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Size isn’t everything – especially when it’s my waist.

I’ve succumbed.

After approximately 20 years of a 32″ inch waist (or, at least, buying 32″ trousers), I have finally given in and bought my first pairs of 34″ jeans.

I tried on the 32″s first of all, and even brought a pair home, but I couldn’t hide the fact that the muffin top was on full display.

Once I’d made the decision to upscale, I actually felt like a weight had been lifted from my shoulders, if not my waist.

I look forward to a future filled with exuberant knee bends, improved circulation around my nether regions, and a permanent move away from that spray-on look.

Written by Rob

August 12th, 2008 at 2:43 pm

Posted in Junk

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